do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you

(Source: staypozitive, via wtfjustinn)

when I hold doors for people

  • Kids: ...
  • Teenagers: Thanks.
  • Adults: Thank you.
  • Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

  • Douche: hey
  • Nice girl:
  • Douche: HEY
  • Nice girl: what?
  • Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
  • Nice girl: excuse me?
  • Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
  • Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?

The 3 C’s of life; Choice, Chance, Change.

shelleywangbang:

You must make the Choice to take the Chance if you want anything to Change.

(via menardtheshark)

There are millions of things to smile about, but you’re definitely my favorite one.

(Source: therealphillyz, via asdfghjkl-aiza)

  • grandma: why is that cotton candy talking
  • me: grandma that's nicki minaj

do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you

(Source: staypozitive, via wtfjustinn)

when I hold doors for people

  • Kids: ...
  • Teenagers: Thanks.
  • Adults: Thank you.
  • Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

  • Douche: hey
  • Nice girl:
  • Douche: HEY
  • Nice girl: what?
  • Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
  • Nice girl: excuse me?
  • Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
  • Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?

The 3 C’s of life; Choice, Chance, Change.

shelleywangbang:

You must make the Choice to take the Chance if you want anything to Change.

(via menardtheshark)

There are millions of things to smile about, but you’re definitely my favorite one.

(Source: therealphillyz, via asdfghjkl-aiza)

  • grandma: why is that cotton candy talking
  • me: grandma that's nicki minaj